thedailywhat: First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice. Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas. [@garannm.] HAHAHAHAHA :|

thedailywhat:

First World Tweets of the Day: SA Goon Jon “Johnny ‘DocEvil’ Titanium” Hendren — who most recently convinced Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell to eat a whole bunch of eggs for charity — spent his holiday weekend using his popular Twitter account to catalog the Christmas complaints of Twits who were pissed off at Santa for not bringing them a car or the Apple product of their choice.

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

[@garannm.]

HAHAHAHAHA :|

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    dumb shits of our generation. they should all be sterilized so that their retarded genes don’t get passed on
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    These children have been shown that entitlement is the best path to take. I wish I could show them how meaningless their...
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    This is our society
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    Wow. i don’t want an iphone. i’m grateful with what i got!
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    Oh, our society.
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    You got a car. Sorry dude. Life can be tough. You might actually have to work for shit. Damn!!! All us working assholes...
  22. hydrospanner reblogged this from thewhiteststripeyouknow and added:
    This is hilarious. Especially considering the fact that I DID get an iPhone. I actually NEEDED a phone though because my...
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    Wow. That’s…pretty disgusting. Especially the car one.
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    This is like a disease that is contagious and spreading quickly. I still have my crappy old phone and I’m still alive :)...
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    the fuck id rather have a car than an iphone