Does anyone remember where the hell this came from that it’s in my Hammond folder?
He’s so presh.
TIny Hamster.
- 2 months ago
- 65
"I would contend that the greatest change effected by digital photography is not the way we take photographs, but how we store and look at them.
I have thousands on my phone. There are some of my wife and kids, a couple of my home and one, for reasons best examined elsewhere, of James May and Jeremy Clarkson bending over a sofa together while a South African nurse bears down on their exposed backsides with a syringe."
- 2 months ago
- 69
Jezza: Tonight… I wear a hat. Richard wears a hat. And James wears a hat.
Top Gear: Series 15, Episode 04 airs at 7/6p on BBC America tonight….
- 3 months ago
- 218
I am a big fat idiot. And I am a short arse.
Jeremy: You don’t think the producers are messing with the subtitles, do you?[subtitle: I am a big fat bald idiot]Richard: No, they wouldn’t do that![subtitle: And I am a short arse]
From Season 14 Episode 2
- 3 months ago
- 265
Which Top Gear presenter are you?
Which Top Gear presenter are you?
Jeremy Clarkson
[x]You are tall
[x]You like speed
[ ]You are very outspoken
[ ]Petrol is the only fuel for you
[ ]You have compared cars to celebrities
[x]You look for the quick and easy way of doing things
[ ]You hate flappy-paddle gearboxes
[ ]You don’t care what people think
[ ]You hate Speed Cameras
[ ]You don’t care about what you wear
TOTAL: 3
Richard Hammond
[ ]You love Porsches
[ ]You have had dental work
[x]You’ve had a near-death experience
[ ]You couldn’t remember the near-death experience that you had
[ ]You like animals
[ ]You have named a/your car as though it is a person
[ ]You are short
[x]You like motorbikes as well as cars
[x]You love your family
[ ]You drive into things
TOTAL: 3
James May
[x]Safety first approach to things
[ ]You have little or no sense of direction
[ ]People strangely find you attractive
[ ]You are careful
[x]You plan and calculate your way through things
[ ]Speed isn’t your idea of fun
[ ]You can fly a plane
[ ]”Bigger is better” you say
[x]You like your luxuries
[ ]You have been fired/expelled for doing something funny
TOTAL: 3
The Stig
[x]You don’t speak in public
[ ]Nobody knows how you really look
[ ]You are an excellent driver
[ ]You have no fear
[x]You get bored easily
[ ]White and/or Black is the only colour for you
[ ]You are jealous of Lewis Hamilton
[ ]There are strange facts about yourself
[ ]You have been described as not human
[ ]You show little emotion
TOTAL: 2
So basically, I’m… not the Stig.
How sad.
- 5 months ago
- 117
Pride of Britain: Richard Hammond presents award to boy who fought off bull to save his dad’s life
Missed this last month:
When a raging bull attacked his father on the family farm, 11-year-old Tom Phillips jumped into a nearby tractor — which he’d never operated before — and drove the animal away.
To recognize the young man’s courage, Top Gear co-host Richard Hammond presented him with a Pride of Britain award. As The Mirror reports, Hammond delivered the honor in dramatic fashion worthy of a Top Gear stunt, piloting a helicopter to the Phillips farm.
Tom told The Mirror: “I was out on my bike in the yard and when I turned around there was a helicopter in the field. I went out there and found Richard who said ‘Are you Tom? I’m Richard and you’ve won a Pride of Britain Award’.”
“I couldn’t believe it was real – I always watch Top Gear.”
And Hammond further delighted the kid by taking him for a ride — in a £170,000 ($266,543), 200 mph McLaren supercar.
h/t to briandewitt’s tumblr
:3
83
D’AWWWWW
- 7 months ago
- 90
The Top Gear boys & The Sting checking out a Caterham R500. AS LEGOS.
I don’t know who made this, but it’s awesome. Very well done Caterham.
(Source: thewinningformula)
- 7 months ago
- 170
"Don’t tell him anything, he’ll put it in a book"
—
Richard Hammond (When Ben Collins turns up to teach the ex-army guys to drive cross country)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: topgearaddiction)
- 9 months ago
- 33
